Dear Future Hubby

You're probably reading this blog & thinking 'holy SHIT, where is she meeting these idiots?'... at least, that's what I hope that you're thinking, because if you're my future husband, I sincerely hope that you're sympathizing with my pathetic lot in this mess and not the legions of assclowns that have come before you.

I know it seems silly to write a letter to you, whoever you may be, but I just wanted to go on record and say that, despite all the evidence mounting up against me, I still firmly believe that I'm going to have a big beautiful bold amazing love story with someone... with you, I suppose.

So, just know, I talk a LOT of shit and occasionally give into bouts of bitterness, but I genuinely believe that you're out there and that you're epic*

*I also have a really deep-seeded belief that you'll rock plaid shirts and serenade me with Amos Lee songs while simultaneously pouring me a whiskey, kissing me between chapters (seriously, at some point, I'm going to be an amazing writer) & telling me how pretty I am. So I feel like some of my expectations are going to have to be lowered a teeny bit :) but hey, here's to hoping.

Love (that we'll get around to eventually)
♥Lolly